Survivor: TC Edition

[true_north_son]

A little game brought to you by the sleep deprived brain of...me. 

The setting is a remote desert island that all players have been stranded on following a nasty cruise ship accident.  The island contains many areas for exploration, (i.e. caves, underwater passages, and anything the players can think of).  The game starts on a beach where one large, waterproof container has washed up.  The contents of the container and how they will be used is the plot for the game.

Each player explains how they will use an item picked by the previous player to the benefit (or detriment), of the "Survivors."  After "using" the item, the player finishes by stating what they pick from the container.

EX.  true_north_son:  previous player picked out a pocket knife - uses pocket knife to cut down fire wood.  I now decide to pick out a flare gun.

next_player:  uses flare gun to shoot true_north_son.  Next_player finds a whistle in the container.

another_player:  uses whistle for personal amusement, checking the container finds a headband....and so on.

Once an item has been selected from the container, it can be used with any other item already in play.

e.x. using the above examples, a player could take the knife and attach it to the flare-gun to make a bayonet.
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So, to begin the game: I'll pick out a flashlight.  I use the flashlight to bludgeon the player closest to me calling "dibs" on the thigh.  Before anyone can question my actions, I state that, "we're going to be here for awhile and might as well settle the cannibalism question right off the bat."

Realizing I have nothing to cut up my dinner, I search the container and pull out a small hand axe.

[Chinaren]

Oh man, I've always wanted  a small hand axe, useful for cutting off hands. 

However.  I think I'll play nice.  I'll use it (for now) to chop wood for a fire, 'cos I'm cold.

I reach in to the box and pull out an enormous pink dildo.

Hehe. 

[true_north_son]

   Glad I can count on you to go where I didn't want to just yet....wouldn't want to scare people off too soon.

At any rate, I take the dildo and climb the closest coconut tree.  I use the dildo to whack the nuts.  Sadly, these nuts are secured rather strongly so I whack the nuts harder.  I finally get two nuts to fall to the ground.  Dropping the dildo I climb down.  The dildo has landed upright in the sand right between the two coconuts. 

Reaching into the container I pull out: a deck of playing cards.

   Oh, and thanks Chinaren for volunteering to help me test the egg avatar item 

[BlackCat]

I throw them on the pile of wood

I reach into the container and pull out a lighter.

[NicTei]

I light Chinaren on fire with the lighter and use him to set the wood and cards on fire.

I pull out a grand piano.

[Rocket Rabbit]

I serenade you all with a beautiful rendition of the Moonlight Sonata while you warm yourselves around the fire, before I remember I can't actually play the piano and just break it up for firewood. Obviously feeling really bad about this as I do, being a bit of a music lover.

I reach into the box and pull out a nail on a stick.

[Saint]

I take the nail on a stick and poke you with it in another thread before throwing it, too on the fire.

I pull out a completely non-flamable cord to a games console.  Without said console. (or TV, or electricity for that matter)

[misterbiz]

I take the cord and start whipping Saint for bringing the cord and reminding me of my massive video game addiction. After a moment I get bored and reach into the container. Inside the container I find a jar of goast urine.

[true_north_son]

I boil the urine and take a swig before passing it around (can't dehydrate now can we) while saying, "salty, yet satisfying."

I look in the container and pull out a fully functioning Teddy Ruxpin (batteries included).

[Saint]

I don;t know what a teddy ruxpin is, and there's no google on the island, so instead of asking, I throw it to the sea and pull out a huge sausage, with a skull and crossbones on it.

[Chinaren]

I use the sausage in inventive ways on the still unconscious Saint     He'll not be sitting down for a while. 

Sausage defilement complete, I reach in the box and pull out a small round picture of an elephant.

[Burningplain]

I use the round picture of an elephant to batter Chinaren into unconsciouness, having done this I then through the picture on the fire and curse chinaren for bringing it.
I reach into the crate and pull out an antique hunting rifle with 2 bullets.

[BlackCat]

I take the rifle load the two bullets and shoot nut one and nut two of chinaren, so that we girls don't get impreganted while we're here and finally get home.

I look into the crate and take out a tiolet paper with a message written on it for each day on each square.

*I've got a tiolet paper with hand writing on it and also tiolet paper for my 21st gotten at 18 years old with alot of comments on it. 

[true_north_son]

I exlaim, "Finally!" and take the TP and run into the bushes.  About an hour later I return with a balled up mound of TP and toss it into the fire.  As the TP ignites, the fire turns purple and pink.

I look into the container and pull out a spork.

[NicTei]

I use the spork's part-spoon-part-fork shape to dig into the sand until I get to the water beneath.

I reach into the container and pull out a small, empty vial.

[Angel]

I join Nic in the water hole and take the small, empty glass vial from him. At the bottom of the hoel are several tiny little diamonds. I place said diamonds into the vial and put the vial into my pocket for safe keeping.

Clambering out of the man made dent I amble over to this container and pull out a cat.

[misterbiz]

I take the cat and throw it into the ocean before giggling to myself "wet pussy..." i chuckle before moving back to the container.

I dig in the conainer and pull out the Mr. Biz sex tape. 

(I actually did make one...two nights ago)