Author Topic: Dictionary 2.0 (Read 4153 times)

Saint · « **on:** September 21, 2009, 12:05:30 PM »

A simple game. All you do is create the most bogus definition you can for a seemingly innocent word (Or vice versa).

E.g. Start with Flower.

Saint: Noun: Flow-er. A person who, despite all effort, finds himself in a river by the end of the day.

Testicle.

Pankibi: Noun: Test-i-cle. A frozen researcher.

Pyjamas.

Now, continue.

Burningplain · « **Reply #31 on:** January 11, 2010, 09:12:51 PM »

An Al: Baby talk for owl.
Wind

Saint · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2010, 06:34:46 PM »

Wie-und, adjective: able to beat England at football.

"Germany: Wie-und."

Archetype.

NicTei · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2010, 07:18:26 PM »

Arch-type; adjective: describes what category an arch falls into, e.g. 'gothic' or 'angel.'

"Hey, isn't that angel Michael an archetype?"

Loculus

Saint · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2010, 08:34:09 PM »

Lock-u-loos, noun: A failed brand of bicycle chains/locks.

Colours.

Angel · « **Reply #35 on:** June 29, 2010, 11:34:32 AM »

Col-or, adjective: describes the smell of certain evergreen brushes after it has rained.

Tower

Chinaren · « **Reply #36 on:** June 29, 2010, 03:24:12 PM »

Tow 'er.

Slang for dragging the missus behind you when she's being stubborn.

Stubborn.

NicTei · « **Reply #37 on:** June 29, 2010, 04:00:53 PM »

Stub-born.

A rather short infant, even by infant standards.

"Danny Devito was probably a stubborn."

Pumpkin

Burningplain · « **Reply #38 on:** June 29, 2010, 05:44:16 PM »

Pump-kin: a rare breed of human closely related to the vacuum pump.

Molotov Cocktail.

Saint · « **Reply #39 on:** June 29, 2010, 05:56:56 PM »

One word, Beep, if you wouldn't mind.

Burningplain · « **Reply #40 on:** October 12, 2010, 04:58:06 PM »

Fine fine.
Molotov

Chinaren · « **Reply #41 on:** October 12, 2010, 11:58:48 PM »

mo lot ov

Lower side Romanian slang for 'more of' something, or 'a lot of' something.

Unusual.

Burningplain · « **Reply #42 on:** October 15, 2010, 05:34:40 PM »

Un uSua L
A strange french word meaning broken or unusable

Foundary

Thunderbird · « **Reply #43 on:** October 16, 2010, 03:31:18 AM »

Found-ary: What happens when a released chilean miner finally finds himself above ground!

Martyr

NicTei · « **Reply #44 on:** October 16, 2010, 01:35:25 PM »

Mart-yr: An even larger store than a Super-Mart.

Panic

Saint · « **Reply #45 on:** October 16, 2010, 02:33:35 PM »

Pan-ick.

That stuff you find at the bottom of an unused pot. Ew.

Kettle

NicTei · « **Reply #46 on:** October 16, 2010, 03:00:40 PM »

Ket-le: Very small cattle.

Recon

Off-Topic:

Have to admit, I was expecting something like
Pa-Nic: NicTei as a father; a frightening concept at best

Saint · « **Reply #47 on:** October 16, 2010, 04:04:38 PM »

Ree-Con

To be tricked out of money, again.

Shakespeare.

Burningplain · « **Reply #48 on:** October 17, 2010, 10:08:13 AM »

Shake-speare
The action of shaking a spear at someone.

Bullet

Saint · « **Reply #49 on:** October 17, 2010, 12:28:42 PM »

Bull-it

A phrase coined by evil genius 'Dr. Bullship,' who was imfamous for creating the 'Bullificator9000' ray.

Half

Thunderbird · « **Reply #50 on:** October 17, 2010, 05:59:31 PM »

Half

The child form of a How.

Next

Burningplain · « **Reply #51 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:22:40 AM »

:resurrection:

Nex T - the latest generation of terminators. Also an alias of Nictei.

Short

DappleGrey · « **Reply #52 on:** April 02, 2013, 05:18:01 PM »

I guess I'll use anal since she didn't put a word in.

A-nal: (v) a quick and spirited dance often done by young girls in ballet class.

Tickle

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