Author Topic: My Hill (Read 4875 times)

Panda-Brain · « **on:** September 19, 2009, 11:08:51 PM »

This is a good game.
For those who don't know how to play it, it's pretty simple.
Someone claims the hill for his/her own. But everyone wants the hill. So people attack each other for the hill.
ie:
1st Person: My Hill
2nd Person: I walk up the hill and push you off, you tumble down causing severe injury to your head. You die. My hill =)

The hill now belongs to the second person. They don't have to die. Just as long as they are off the hill.

Gett it?

Well, erm.

My hill =)

Padfoot · « **Reply #31 on:** September 22, 2009, 08:27:26 PM »

Kensei finds a giant SPORK and proceeds to chase Saint and Phoenix from the hill, threatening to gouge their eyes out with it otherwise.

My hill *well chuffed*

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #32 on:** September 22, 2009, 09:44:46 PM »

Off-Topic:

You and your damned sporks!

Am i still on the hill?
Apparently neither Pho, Saint nor Kensei has done anything about me.
I sit on the hill observing the idiots who are fighting over a hill.

Phoenix · « **Reply #33 on:** September 22, 2009, 10:03:42 PM »

*finds Katana kensei dropped and slices spork in half*

Off-Topic:

I know someone else who's obsessed with those things, and i hate her guts

. haven't heard that word used for ... well ... ages

*sheaves sword and flies back to hill lifting panda-brain high in the sky..*
*spots well on the hill and drops her inside*

*gives warning signal to saint as she spots kensei behind him and shoots warning glare at her*

...
my hill?

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #34 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:05:35 AM »

The well is only 3ft deep. I just stare at well disbelievingly for a while. i finally step out. I walk back up the hill and sit on top. You are all awed at my stubbornness and i take this moment deposit you all in a black hole. Muhahahaha?
My hill

Chinaren · « **Reply #35 on:** September 23, 2009, 02:16:47 AM »

The black hole sends everything back in time to when I ruled the hill.

My hill (again?)

Saint · « **Reply #36 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:41:13 AM »

I find the black hole and move back forwards in time to where Myself and Phoenix ruled the hill. But what's this?

Going back in time seems to have changed something to stop the hill appearing?

I lead Phoenix to a new hill.

Our Hill. Hill 3.0

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #37 on:** September 24, 2009, 09:26:40 AM »

Stupid black hole

Again, i walk up the hill and push you both off. You were defenceless. Learning from your mistakes, i put up an absolute defence.

Why Hill 3.0?

:O

My hill

Chinaren · « **Reply #38 on:** September 24, 2009, 02:00:55 PM »

I kill someone's grandfather in the anomalies created by the black holes and then take possession of all the hills available due to historical instability.

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #39 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:57:09 PM »

I go through a black hole INTO the hill
My inside hill?

Chinaren · « **Reply #40 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:03:04 AM »

I send a feedback loop through the all the black holes that have spawned through misuse of time/space/dimension travel and thus extinguish them all from existence, along with all the hills and people on them except one, which I declare as my one and only.

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #41 on:** September 29, 2009, 10:17:52 PM »

Um.
I lay waste into China using a sawed-off shot gun (:
My Hill

Padfoot · « **Reply #42 on:** October 19, 2009, 09:44:06 PM »

Kensei snipes down Panda, shooting her right between the eyes.
Kensei then climbs down from far away tree and runs to hill.

My hill. >.>

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #43 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:19:10 PM »

Mahaha. Was a total clone. It went up in a 'poof' when you had your back turned. I take off your head with an axe. My hill.

Chinaren · « **Reply #44 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:45:01 PM »

Of course the hill you're sitting on is an illusion conjured by me, which dissapears to reveal the lake full of hungry hungry ~~hippos~~ crocodiles below.

As the water turns red I climb onto my hill.

NicTei · « **Reply #45 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:01:36 AM »

As NicTei scales the hill he spots a bat, which he then freezes and hurls at Chinaren like a boomerang. Now defenseless, the hill is his.

My hill.

Chinaren · « **Reply #46 on:** October 20, 2009, 01:03:24 PM »

Off-Topic:

+1 to Nice!

Padfoot · « **Reply #47 on:** November 24, 2009, 08:11:48 PM »

i wanna carry this on

Kensei climbs back up the hill, with her head back on with duct tape, and casts a curse on Nic, making sure that he never comes near the hill again. Nic then proceeds to run away, being chased by the bat he had frozen, which is now revived and wants revenge.

My hill, I believe.

Saint · « **Reply #48 on:** November 24, 2009, 08:56:52 PM »

Saint appears from behind Kensei and screams BOO!
Kensei isn't scared and doesn't run off, so Saint sighs and pokes her gently. She ges an inch to the left, but Saint can't be bothered to keep going. He yawns and hovers away.

NicTei · « **Reply #49 on:** November 24, 2009, 09:38:32 PM »

Nic isn't afraid of the vengeful bat and does his impression of Ozzy Osbourne, slurring a few cuss words and biting off the bat's head. Throwing the blood at Saint and Kensei, he laughs maniacally, but makes no move towards the hill.

The world is my hill.

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #50 on:** November 24, 2009, 09:55:16 PM »

Panda watches from a distance and wonders how the hell Kensei taped her head back on...

canadian_mutt · « **Reply #51 on:** November 27, 2009, 07:34:53 AM »

A large safe falls on Kensei-Teichou creating a sticky goo. The safe dial spins and the door opens. I poke my head out and place a sign next to the sticky goo that says; "This goo is the writer formerly known as Kensei-Teichou!" I close the door behind me.

A few seconds later the door opens again. I poke my head out...

"Oh yeah, MY HILL"

Chinaren · « **Reply #52 on:** November 27, 2009, 01:37:19 PM »

I develop massive powers of er, physics and adjust the molecular density of the 'hill' so it becomes nothing more than a flat puddle of putty, whilst changing the sub atomic composition of the area where I am standing to become simultaneously both the same and new hill.

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #53 on:** November 27, 2009, 07:24:45 PM »

I claim the new hill

Burningplain · « **Reply #54 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:16:58 PM »

Proving how kick ass I am I arrive via drop pod with a company of Death's Head and clear it using out pulse weaponry, having done this we fortify the hill and place giant silver Skulls all over it in honour of our regiment's shear awesomeness.
My heavily fortified, silver skull covered hill.

NicTei · « **Reply #55 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:23:37 PM »

Via the Genre Rules Chapter XII Subchapter II Line VII, I walk easily past the Sci-Fi objects, as they have no effect on me and the genre I've chosen, therefore taking my position on top of the hill, as you're technically inhabiting a different plane, albeit one that's adjacent to the one I'm in thus accounting for the fact that you can see me, yet not affect me.

LilyLouu · « **Reply #56 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:42:48 PM »

Defying the laws of physics, Louu arrives on the scene completely unannounced to inform everyone that she travelled back in time to before any hill was ever created and planted herself beneath it. Skillfully, she erupts out in a burst of flowers, rendering every other occupant momentarily stunned by their prettiness.
Louu then procedes to run around triumphantly, shouting:

My hill

Saint · « **Reply #57 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:04:09 PM »

China's party trick makes many hills. Coincidentally, it happens to be the same number of people who are fighting. Saint jumps onto a new hill, just as everyone else does the same. He discovers his hill has built in wheels and a turret. An idea passes him.

HILL WARS!

Burningplain · « **Reply #58 on:** December 09, 2009, 08:13:38 AM »

I look around, noting this new situation, I call down an interdimensional orbital strike on all other hills, obliterating them and everyone on them. Teleport Saint onto the hill and shout Truce. We then use the hill to run everyone else over.
Mine and Saint's mechanical hill.

LilyLouu · « **Reply #59 on:** December 09, 2009, 03:15:00 PM »

Seeing as she is flattened by the mechanical hill, Louu slithers into the mechanical gears of the hill, reverts back to normal form and continues to mess about the with gears, bending the technology to her will.

My hijacked hill.

Burningplain · « **Reply #60 on:** December 09, 2009, 05:04:16 PM »

I become psychic and throw bolt of lightning at lilyouu, destroying them.
My no longer hijacked hill. Oh and saint's

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