Author Topic: My Hill (Read 4962 times)

Panda-Brain · « **on:** September 19, 2009, 11:08:51 PM »

This is a good game.
For those who don't know how to play it, it's pretty simple.
Someone claims the hill for his/her own. But everyone wants the hill. So people attack each other for the hill.
ie:
1st Person: My Hill
2nd Person: I walk up the hill and push you off, you tumble down causing severe injury to your head. You die. My hill =)

The hill now belongs to the second person. They don't have to die. Just as long as they are off the hill.

Gett it?

Well, erm.

My hill =)

Saint · « **Reply #1 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:16:37 PM »

I pull out a gun. A big gun. You run off screaming.

My Hill.

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #2 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:17:08 PM »

I put a chloroform-soaked rag over your face. You lose consciousness and fall to the ground, allowing me to roll you safely down the hill.

MY hill. =]

*looks paranoid, glancing over her shoulder*

NicTei · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:18:33 PM »

I glare at you. You run away screaming, likely going insane.

My hill.

Saint · « **Reply #4 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:22:01 PM »

I hit the bottom of the hill after my roll, where a circular ramp is conveniently placed. I fly of the ramp and land on top of NicTei, who is knocked unconscious. Unfortunately, it's strong chloroform, and I'm still asleep.

ZzzzzzZzzzz.

NicTei · « **Reply #5 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:26:39 PM »

I turn into a zombie, rip off your head, and hurl your body down the hill while I eat your brains.

My hill.

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #6 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:29:13 PM »

I take out my trusty automatic shotgun and lay waste to the zombie Nic. I take zombies very seriously. =]

My hill. =]

NicTei · « **Reply #7 on:** September 19, 2009, 11:31:31 PM »

I pull myself together as a bone golem, lift up the hill, turn it upside down, shake you off, replace the hill, revert to normal size, and stand on top.

My hill.

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2009, 12:02:37 AM »

I charge off the hill, running in the wrong direction.
I keep running in the wrong direction looking for the hill.
I can't find the hill!

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2009, 02:41:32 PM »

I hijack a helicopter, fly low over the hill and pick Nic up with a hooky-type thing. After depositing him a suitable distance away from the hill, I return to claim the hill.

My hill.

=]

p.s. - Panda! The hill is over here!! No, the other way.

Angel · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:45:01 PM »

Sneaks up behind Rabbit and tackles her to the ground. Rabbit hits her head off a rock and is KO'd quite sufficiently so Angel ties her up in a back and deposits her in Tomeywood in the roots of one of the oldest trees.
Angel runs back to the hill and erects lots of electric barbed wire and sits with a large plank with a nail in it.

My hill.

Padfoot · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:50:48 PM »

Kensei pulls out a long, shiny katana and slices Angel to pieces with it, blood splattering her face.

MY HILL

Angel · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:57:03 PM »

Lightning joins Angel back together. She's very pleased that there is no scarring. Goes in for direct attack shooting ice spears and lightning. When Kensei falls backwards she sets her on fire with balls of pure sunlight. Angel keeps warm from said fire and smiles.

My hill.

Padfoot · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:58:42 PM »

Kensei whistles for back up as she puts out the fire. A huge wolf, named Fenris, comes rushing in and rips Angel's head off, gorging himself on her dead body.

*coughs*
My Hill.

Saint · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2009, 09:24:57 PM »

For no apparent reason, I appear on top of the hill, and everyone begins walking in the opposite direction.

I wasn't informed that there is a bomb under the hill, also for no reason.

The hill explodes, with me on it.

Various fragments of my hill.

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2009, 09:58:27 PM »

Quote from: Saint

Various fragments of my hill.

I pick up all the pieces of the hill and run away with them. After relocating and reassembling the hill...

My hill.

Saint · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2009, 10:11:33 PM »

As I walk along, defeated, I fall over a piece of dirt. I pick it up and put it in my pocket, only realising what it is when I hear a Rabbit-like voice cry 'Wait a minute there's a piece mi-' and then a loud crashing noise.

Single fragment of my hill.

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #17 on:** September 20, 2009, 10:14:14 PM »

After picking myself out of the rubble from the now ruined hill - way to go guys, we broke the hill! - I run to another hill nearby and claim that instead.

My hill. Hill 2.0 =]

Angel · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:01:14 AM »

@Kensei

Quote from: Panda-Brain

They don't have to die. Just as long as they are off the hill.

I reappear only to find that said wolf ate Angel Ink and not me so I heads towards the new hill. Seeing Rabbit I point at something in the sky. "Look a flying UFO!!" Rabbit runs off in search of said Flying UFO leaving the hill unattended.

My Hill.

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:15:43 PM »

Off-Topic:

Quote from: Angel link=topic=1261.msg15472#msg15472 date=1253516474

Seeing Rabbit I point at something in the sky. "Look a flying UFO!!" Rabbit runs off in search of said Flying UFO leaving the hill unattended.

Are you saying that I'm so easily distracted as to...

...

...

UFO!!!!!! WAIT!! COME BACK!! TAKE ME HOME!!!!!

Chinaren · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:37:05 PM »

I get the UFO to beam Angel up, leaving the hill vacant for me to take rightful possession.

Angel · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:56:35 PM »

Oooooh spaceship!! Gah brain eating aliens!!!!

I want to be back on the hill!!!!

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:55:12 PM »

I (finally) find the hill. I climb up it, and push China off. I erect a mass amount of mines and bury them one ofter another for 50ft all the way around the hill. I aslo erect a giant dome.
beat that

My Panda Hill

NicTei · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:41:12 PM »

I walk through the landmines unscathed, my skin reparing itself even as its torn to ribbons and scorched. I punt you off the hill and take a seat.

My hill.

Padfoot · « **Reply #24 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:25:55 AM »

Kensei appears behind Nic, with a HUGE LOVEHEART! He screams like a girl and runs away, arms flailing.

<--- Poor Ol' Nic.

MY HILL

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #25 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:57:38 AM »

Off-Topic:

Quote from: Kensei-Teichou link=topic=1261.msg15550#msg15550 date=1253615155

Kensei appears behind Nic, with a HUGE LOVEHEART! He screams like a girl and runs away, arms flailing. <--- Poor Ol' Nic.

MY HILL

Oooh, Kensei, that was brutal.

Better get the bucket out before he pukes...

Phoenix · « **Reply #26 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:04:07 PM »

Phoenix changes to Ice Phoenix form and destroys all left over mines replacing them with an everlasting blue flame that nothing can extinguish.
*squarks sadly and sits on the top of the dome*

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been post... blah blah blah

Off-Topic:

EEP! *grabs bucket and throws at nic hitting him on the head*...

oops...

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #27 on:** September 22, 2009, 02:20:30 PM »

As i have landed at the bottom of the hill, the blue flames set me on fire, and i run back up the hill crying holy murder. I bump into ice phoenix who also has been set of fire. For some unknown reason the flames change into a massive golden colour melting the ice phoenix. From the phoenix puddle a baby phoenix is there and see me. (the flames died once ice phoenix melted) The phoenix thinks i'm it's mother and sticks me to like glue. Phoenix is mow my pet. I take my claim on the hill, and but up a protective psychic barrier stopping people from getting to us.
My hill.

Phoenix · « **Reply #28 on:** September 22, 2009, 05:52:41 PM »

Baby Ice Phoenix flies up and in a glittering cloud of blue/silver and black ages until she's 19 years old.
{I have powers remember...}
Ice Phoenix then explodes in a burst of purple/silver and black glitter to emerge as a baby Fire Phoenix.
Ages again then finds saint. Picks him up and places him carefully on top of the hill, spreads fire all around the hill and then a protective spell over us+hill.
Our protected hill.

Saint · « **Reply #29 on:** September 22, 2009, 05:59:04 PM »

I kiss Phoenix, thereby ensuring that Nic won't come near it again.

Still our hill =)

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