Author Topic: Shoot a wish down. (Read 14243 times)

Saint · « **on:** July 30, 2009, 10:20:57 PM »

Okay, this is a simple game, but can be absolutely hilarious when played right.

First person posts a wish, and the replier grants it, but with horrible circumstances, then posts a wish of their own. For example:

Saint:
I wish this topic will be a success!

Pankibi:
Your topic is a raging success! So much, in fact, that Overlord gets extremely annoyed with it's activity and bans you from Tome City for life.

I wish I was the real Saint; not his shadow...

Saint:
Wish granted! You are the real Saint! Unfortunately for you, this happens at the same time that the police find out about the illegal sweatshop in his basement, and you are promptly arrested.

I wish I had something to eat.

Now, continue from that!

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #31 on:** August 01, 2009, 01:03:59 PM »

Off-Topic:

Quote from: Saint link=topic=1156.msg13812#msg13812 date=1249127860

You get your holiday in the sun, but once you get there, you promptly melt and/or burn.

Hey! I am not made of plastic! I will not melt. I will, however, burn very easily...

You find a copy of Silent Hill for PS1. It's brand new, still in its wrapper and comes with a highly collectible Harry Mason talking doll, plus a boatload of bonus features. Then you see the price and realise you can't afford it!!

I wish for a new CD player that I can plug my iPod into, instead of having to rely on this crappy speaker thing...

Chinaren · « **Reply #32 on:** August 01, 2009, 01:29:08 PM »

You plug your iPod into a new CD player, but it won't fit properly.

I wish I was handsome.

Cutypie · « **Reply #33 on:** August 01, 2009, 01:51:33 PM »

You get your wish and find girls falling for you, but later they start fighting each other and they die and your the only man left on the planet. ^_^

I wish people would reply to what I wrote in "Mark of the panther" or if not that, I wish to find a forum site who isn't bothered by writing styles.

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #34 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:51:23 PM »

Wish 1: A spambot takes up residence in your Mark of the Panther topic, posting annoying adverts for viagra every 5 seconds.

Or

Wish 2: You move to a different forum, but then realise how much you miss us here at TC and come right back again.

I wish I had better company than my cat on a Saturday night...

p.s. - Cuty, we aren't bothered by different writing styles. We welcome anything and everything at TC. =]

Saint · « **Reply #35 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:23:26 PM »

Wish granted. All your greatest friends come over your house and party on Satuday night, but they're all deceased by Sunday.

Chinaren · « **Reply #36 on:** August 02, 2009, 08:23:56 AM »

I wish Saint had put his wish in the last post.

Cutypie · « **Reply #37 on:** August 02, 2009, 11:02:40 AM »

wish granted but you know by now what Nic said already what would happen so it happens and your banned from posting.

I wish I had more readers.

alexandrie · « **Reply #38 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:32:40 AM »

You get so many readers that Overlord has to destroy your story because it is jamming to server.

I wish I could go ack in time and get the number of my 5th grade crush.

NicTei · « **Reply #39 on:** August 17, 2009, 03:19:34 PM »

Your wish is granted, but as you look at the number you realize it's pointless; the 'crush' has had a sex change since then.

I wish I could get out of this little slump and finish LII so that I could get back to HeartEater, and so on.

Phoenix · « **Reply #40 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:17:40 PM »

Off-Topic:

'I'd sleep with NicTei ...

er, you may have to explain yourself here...

Wish ganted Nic, but 'so on' is such a good story that HeartEater and LII suffer for it.

I wish i could stay here forever.

{from saint

}

Chinaren · « **Reply #41 on:** August 18, 2009, 09:58:57 AM »

You remain stuck in the exact spot you are now. Eventually pigeons use you as they would a statue.

I wish my internet was working properly again.

Saint · « **Reply #42 on:** August 18, 2009, 08:22:28 PM »

Your internet works so perfectly that the rest of the world gets jealous of you and stops using it, so there's nothing on it anymore.

I wish I could finish this short so I could get to Tatter.

Angel · « **Reply #43 on:** August 18, 2009, 09:22:53 PM »

You finish your short and it is one of your best that you have ever done. However, you use up all your inspiration and awesomeness so Tatter suffers greatly.

I wish I could get Silver Raven done so you guys could see it.

NicTei · « **Reply #44 on:** August 18, 2009, 09:24:23 PM »

Your wish is granted, and Silver Raven is ready to be posted. Tragically, we want more the instant we've finished, and keep pestering you about it.

I wish I was better at singing.

Angel · « **Reply #45 on:** August 18, 2009, 09:28:08 PM »

Your wish is granted and you are given the most beautiful singing voice known to man. Unfortunately, because of this the world flocks to you and invades your house and personal space causing you to go crazy because there is no peace to write.

I wish I could travel.

NicTei · « **Reply #46 on:** August 18, 2009, 09:40:44 PM »

Your wish is granted, but not all is as awesome as you thought it would be during your travels. The water isn't clean, there's no electricity, the bathrooms are all grungy, the people don't understand a word you're saying, the weather's too cold one day and too hot the next, you're almost eaten alive by a large wild animal, you get malaria from a mostquito, the plane loses your luggage, you're held up in the airport because they think you're a spy, you lose your lucky charm, you get into an accident in your rented car, your insurance doesn't cover your afore-mentioned case of malaria, you're attacked by a local gang, you have your second rented car towed, the food is disgusting, you're hit on by the ugliest person you've ever seen, you're kicked out of a restaurant because you ate the food the wrong way, due to the language barrier you accidentally order an adult video from the room service instead of the cold medicine you really need, another local gang tries to recruit you, you end up being chased out of town by an angry mob...

*NicTei is escorted out by two security guards, only to pop back in the doors seconds later*

...and you realize that the people in the same room as you in the hostel are cannibals, the same ugly person hits on you...again, you get Lyme disease from a tick you didn't even know was on you, your camera runs out of batteries halfway through a safari, a fish somehow gets into your shoe and starts smelling up the fancy restaurant you're in...

*NicTei is escorted out once more as the next sketch starts*

I wish you knew what that was a reference to.

Angel · « **Reply #47 on:** August 18, 2009, 10:10:35 PM »

Off-Topic:

Whoa...maybe I shouldn't travel then...

Somehow I find out that reference you speak of and all is well. However I use that as a way to slowly destroy you. I quietly plot your demise by using a small army of feral cats and poisoned garlic. Next time you go into a fancy restaurant the food you order is full of the garlic and you are rendered unconscious. When you wake up the cats are circling you with a hungry look. When they start to claw at you're eyes, you realise you actually want to live in cave as a hermit in the Alps with no electricity or any home comforts. So you do this for the rest of your life. Living off mud and moss.

Don't know where that came from...

I wish I could dance.

Cutypie · « **Reply #48 on:** August 19, 2009, 12:41:59 PM »

You learn how to dance through a video, but you find out it's all about moden dancing, you dance but the people jeer you off the stage because it was the 80's modern dancing, and it's old...

I wish it didn't rain so I can wash my shoes from the stink powder that was thrown into it!

Saint · « **Reply #49 on:** August 19, 2009, 11:50:59 PM »

Your wish is granted; the sun shines so brightly that you're sure it'll never rain again. The sun, instead, make you sweat so badly that you smell worse than the stink powder.

I wish... I hadn't paused there.

Cutypie · « **Reply #50 on:** August 20, 2009, 11:58:44 AM »

Your wish is granted instead you continue blithering on with your jibber jabber and then you understand your actaully hurting the people around you when you don't know the person for who they really are, thus most people leave Tome because of your rudeness to others.

I wish I can understand peoples minds

Chinaren · « **Reply #51 on:** August 21, 2009, 01:39:20 AM »

You find the ability to read other people's minds, but discover that others are also telepathic, and you are forcibly recruited into a secret organization that spies on world and business leaders. Then you are attacked by an enemy group who hunt telepath's down and brutally tortured. They operate on your mind and install a time bomb and then force you back to the original group to spy on them as a double agent. Unfortunately the original group discovers your treachery and tortures you (again), remove all your limbs and eyes and keep you in a darkened basement for the rest of your miserable life, attached to a system of similar prisoners that powers a mind controlled super computer.

~is dragged out to join NiceT in the snow outside~

I wish I had super powers.

Saint · « **Reply #52 on:** August 21, 2009, 06:05:06 PM »

Wish granted, but your super power is that to read minds. After a while, you join 'pie, powering that darned computer.

I wish I had some cash to flash.

Padfoot · « **Reply #53 on:** September 02, 2009, 09:27:05 PM »

yet get some cash to flash, but it is unfortunately a LED light display. Poor Saint.

I wish I wasn't ill.

Angel · « **Reply #54 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:16:37 PM »

You make a miraculous recovery and are fit as the metaphorical fiddle. But then you get struck by lightning.

Twice.

I wish i was better at guitar!

NicTei · « **Reply #55 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:23:44 PM »

You excel at your guitar playing skills; your writing, however...well, not so much. In the time you took to learn guitar, you tragically forgot all knowledge of punctuation, proper spelling, and grammar, and on top of that forgot the plots of your stories.

I wish I didn't have to start school next week.

Angel · « **Reply #56 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:38:21 PM »

Off-Topic:

Oh dear that would be problematic!

You no longer have to start school next week. however, because of it, school is cancelled forever and you cannot acquire the qualifications you need. As a result of this, you're stuck working checkouts at Wal-Mart for the rest of your life!

I wish my throat didn't hurt!

NicTei · « **Reply #57 on:** September 02, 2009, 10:43:45 PM »

...and your wish is granted. Your throat doesn't hurt. Your head does. You've got a killer migraine that won't go away, and seems to be immune to Aspirin. Oh well.

I wish school days weren't so long...

Off-Topic:

Actually, Angel, I can see that Wal-Mart thing happening! "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get yer shit and get out!"

Chinaren · « **Reply #58 on:** September 02, 2009, 11:54:52 PM »

School days are shortened because everyone of that age has to go to war. You are sent off to the front and spend many years in terrible conditions before you are injured. When you get sent back they have to amputate all of your limbs and any other sticking out parts, and you spend the rest of your miserable life doing an imitation of a strangely shaped cabbage.

I wish I had a better job.

Saint · « **Reply #59 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:24:08 AM »

You get a better job. Unfortunately, after your local library burns down, all dictionaries near you are destroyed, and the definition of 'better' is little known to Chinese people. Enjoy your days as a fertiliser tester.

I wish I had Soul Caliber IV.

NicTei · « **Reply #60 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:39:48 AM »

Your wish is granted and you get Soul Calibur IV. Tragically, you forgot to wish for the ability to play it well, and are forced to watch as your character is continually beaten by both the 'Easy' difficulty on campaign mode and the newest players on online mode. Not only that, but in your determination to win, your writing suffers horribly.

I wish I could find my MP3 player...

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