Author Topic: Those three words. (Read 13093 times)

Saint · « **on:** July 19, 2008, 06:48:47 PM »

Everyones played this one before.

You post three words in continuation of the last three, thus eventually creating a story.

I though this would be appropriate here.

Lets just say that one letter words don't count.

Here goes, and I'll start with the old favourite...

Once upon a time...

The Story So Far:

Once upon a time, in a dark, frozen, icy cave, an old man was sitting on a rock, eagarly waitng his very good friend to bring him a ham sandwich. This ham sandwich should have contained ham (obviously) and perhaps less obviously, a rather large red novel, written by George Lewis Stevenson. His friend arrived, but without the will to live. His girlfriend had found out he had hidden the buried treasure map on a desolate piece of brown turd on a bald man's head.

He then decided to find out how to get rid of the magic mince pies bcause it was evil, corrupted and ready to kill with a fart. It smelled like "Cheesy cheesy cheese" after three weeks sitting in a deep and dark cupboard under the maid house closest to the big lemon-shaped hole.

To get to a bucket of multi-vitamin juice for the menagerie of viscious animals that are very nasty and cruel, very much like the narrator screaming at the reader to pay attention. In anime de, pay attention, damnit!

It's very essential to remember that NicTei is is a large fish that jumps very inconveniently, meaning that he can never ever write again. Nictei was very confused and confuddled.

"It's time to finish this off." However, it wasn't how he suspected.

A prosthetic banana attached to his best friend Saint's nose. NicTei liked kicking Chinaren's a**,painfully and effectively. Chinaren then decided he really wanted a long hard discussion with his most hated enemy the evil Santa.

Consequently, Santa lived right up Chinaren's dark, dingy street. Chinaren started to dance a jig, while wearing his very fancy tartan scarf, with his arms flailing madly. It was peculiar because he didn't have any idea that he was in a bow with a small, mutated version of a gummi bear. The gummi bear, (which was banana) and a beating box danced (happily danced) with balloons.

In the meantime, he grew aware...

(Wow, this isn't making any sense at all)