Author Topic: Those three words. (Read 13438 times)

Saint · « **on:** July 19, 2008, 06:48:47 PM »

Everyones played this one before.

You post three words in continuation of the last three, thus eventually creating a story.

I though this would be appropriate here.

Lets just say that one letter words don't count.

Here goes, and I'll start with the old favourite...

Once upon a time...

The Story So Far:

Once upon a time, in a dark, frozen, icy cave, an old man was sitting on a rock, eagarly waitng his very good friend to bring him a ham sandwich. This ham sandwich should have contained ham (obviously) and perhaps less obviously, a rather large red novel, written by George Lewis Stevenson. His friend arrived, but without the will to live. His girlfriend had found out he had hidden the buried treasure map on a desolate piece of brown turd on a bald man's head.

He then decided to find out how to get rid of the magic mince pies bcause it was evil, corrupted and ready to kill with a fart. It smelled like "Cheesy cheesy cheese" after three weeks sitting in a deep and dark cupboard under the maid house closest to the big lemon-shaped hole.

To get to a bucket of multi-vitamin juice for the menagerie of viscious animals that are very nasty and cruel, very much like the narrator screaming at the reader to pay attention. In anime de, pay attention, damnit!

It's very essential to remember that NicTei is is a large fish that jumps very inconveniently, meaning that he can never ever write again. Nictei was very confused and confuddled.

"It's time to finish this off." However, it wasn't how he suspected.

A prosthetic banana attached to his best friend Saint's nose. NicTei liked kicking Chinaren's a**,painfully and effectively. Chinaren then decided he really wanted a long hard discussion with his most hated enemy the evil Santa.

Consequently, Santa lived right up Chinaren's dark, dingy street. Chinaren started to dance a jig, while wearing his very fancy tartan scarf, with his arms flailing madly. It was peculiar because he didn't have any idea that he was in a bow with a small, mutated version of a gummi bear. The gummi bear, (which was banana) and a beating box danced (happily danced) with balloons.

In the meantime, he grew aware...

(Wow, this isn't making any sense at all)

Rocket Rabbit · « **Reply #151 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:17:56 PM »

rather suspicious. Nevertheless,

Chinaren · « **Reply #152 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:39:48 PM »

he decided to

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Need a summary!

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #153 on:** September 21, 2009, 06:51:34 PM »

sleep. Due to

Angel · « **Reply #154 on:** November 25, 2009, 05:39:44 PM »

immense over tiredness.

Chinaren · « **Reply #155 on:** November 26, 2009, 04:11:56 AM »

This had been

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We need a summary at the top!

canadian_mutt · « **Reply #156 on:** November 27, 2009, 06:45:35 AM »

his psychedelic trip

Chinaren · « **Reply #157 on:** November 27, 2009, 07:05:02 AM »

of the week.

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #158 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:42:58 PM »

Several weeks later,

Thunderbird · « **Reply #159 on:** December 10, 2009, 04:12:39 AM »

a scientist proved

Chinaren · « **Reply #160 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:39:53 AM »

irrefutably that red

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #161 on:** December 10, 2009, 05:32:29 PM »

towels don't actually

Thunderbird · « **Reply #162 on:** December 10, 2009, 07:37:25 PM »

dry as effectively

Chinaren · « **Reply #163 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:45:42 PM »

as green ones.

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End of sentence!

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #164 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:48:12 PM »

So, the next

Thunderbird · « **Reply #165 on:** December 11, 2009, 04:31:28 AM »

day, upon awakening,

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #166 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:59:32 PM »

his next door

Thunderbird · « **Reply #167 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:13:17 PM »

neighbor was banging

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #168 on:** December 12, 2009, 01:55:49 AM »

heavily on his

BlackCat · « **Reply #169 on:** January 11, 2010, 09:06:20 AM »

door to say

Chinaren · « **Reply #170 on:** January 21, 2011, 07:38:54 AM »

that he had

Chinaren · « **Reply #171 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:38:24 AM »

forgotten to open

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I know it's me again, but bored.

Burningplain · « **Reply #172 on:** March 15, 2012, 02:35:59 PM »

the large purple

Perry Tratchett · « **Reply #173 on:** March 17, 2012, 05:20:07 AM »

Off-Topic:

Lol. This is quite funny if you read it altogether.

hat box that

Angel · « **Reply #174 on:** April 11, 2012, 12:33:50 AM »

Shook when touched.

Chinaren · « **Reply #175 on:** April 11, 2012, 07:49:12 AM »

Off-Topic:

A roundup!

Once upon a time, in a dark, frozen, icy cave, an old man was sitting on a rock, eagarly waitng his very good friend to bring him a ham sandwich. This ham sandwich should have contained ham (obviously) and perhaps less obviously, a rather large red novel, written by George Lewis Stevenson. His friend arrived, but without the will to live. His girlfriend had found out he had hidden the buried treasure map on a desolate piece of brown turd on a bald man's head.

He then decided to find out how to get rid of the magic mince pies bcause it was evil, corrupted and ready to kill with a fart. It smelled like "Cheesy cheesy cheese" after three weeks sitting in a deep and dark cupboard under the maid house closest to the big lemon-shaped hole.

To get to a bucket of multi-vitamin juice for the menagerie of viscious animals that are very nasty and cruel, very much like the narrator screaming at the reader to pay attention. In anime de, pay attention, damnit!

It's very essential to remember that NicTei is is a large fish that jumps very inconveniently, meaning that he can never ever write again. Nictei was very confused and confuddled.

"It's time to finish this off." However, it wasn't how he suspected.

A prosthetic banana attached to his best friend Saint's nose. NicTei liked kicking Chinaren's a**,painfully and effectively. Chinaren then decided he really wanted a long hard discussion with his most hated enemy the evil Santa.

Consequently, Santa lived right up Chinaren's dark, dingy street. Chinaren started to dance a jig, while wearing his very fancy tartan scarf, with his arms flailing madly. It was peculiar because he didn't have any idea that he was in a bow with a small, mutated version of a gummi bear. The gummi bear, (which was banana) and a beating box danced (happily danced) with balloons.

In the meantime, he grew aware that is neck was now covered with three hundred warts and spots of varying sizes.

Shapes fluttered before a man that was wearing a blue and pink tie. However, the man was very tired; he had not slept for three incredibly long weeks. Those weeks, unfortunately, had been filled with long, exhausting sessions of crazy exercise. However, he liked exercise and three toast shaped barnacles started climbing up out of his trouser leg.

“This cannot be the same one that old Mrs. Jones told me about?” He shook his head in disgust. There was no way he was going to be eaten by a large rabid dog; even if the tail did look
rather suspicious. Nevertheless, he decided to sleep. Due to immense over tiredness. This had been his psychedelic trip of the week.

Several weeks later a scientist proved irrefutably that red towels don’t dry as effectively as green ones.

So the next day, upon awakening, his next door neighbor was banging heavily on his door to say that he had forgotten to open the large purple hat box that shook when touched.

Carefully, he opened

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #176 on:** November 23, 2012, 02:21:09 AM »

the box and

Chinaren · « **Reply #177 on:** November 24, 2012, 05:08:37 AM »

gasped in surprise

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Ha, forgot about this one. Good story

.

Panda-Brain · « **Reply #178 on:** November 24, 2012, 01:35:57 PM »

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What have we created?! D: IT'S ALIIIIVE!

at the largeness

Burningplain · « **Reply #179 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:50:10 PM »

of the maggot.

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I'd forgotten about this... now to make it even crazier. *begins to laugh evilly* What happened to our evil laugh emote damn it?

Saint · « **Reply #180 on:** January 10, 2013, 02:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Burningplain link=topic=101.msg36383#msg36383 date=1357825810

of the maggot.

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I'd forgotten about this... now to make it even crazier. *begins to laugh evilly* What happened to our evil laugh emote damn it?

He had never

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